That's the most ridiculous video I've ever seen.
In order of appearance:
"The Trinity"? Nope. Don't see it.
The "all seeing eye," as they put it, does not mean "New World Order" in Latin. Why would they say that? Probably because they have no real material.
Then they cut to a misnomer "anagram" that's found on both sides of the seal. What it really is is five points that match up. WOO! Five matches points! Onoz! That's such proof of a new world order! Here's five points for you:
Next up, the question "What's the all seeing eye for" is posed. What's it for? People like it. It represents all-knowledge which is kind of spelled out loud and clear when they named it the "all-seeing eye."
argentina.indymedia.org/uploads/2004/12/all_seeing_eye.gif - OMG. I linked to it! You know what that means. Conspiracy! I secretly know everything about everyone. I wire-tapped your toilet. It's true. I used the all-seeing eye in a post, it must be. Hilariously, they show the "AOL" symbol. Do you eyes see an all-seeing all? Mine don't. I see a blue triangle with a split circle in it. Onoz. Someone's desperate for examples.
Next example, the CBS eyeball! Oh - so now all eyeballs are all-seeing eyes that represent government conspiracy? Give me a break. I guess you're in on it, too, considering you have eyes, right? Jesus Christ.
"Sacred Geometry is Their Language" "The Flower of Life is Their ultimate Secret"
After this, I expected evidence. Instead, they just showed multiple pictures of the same thing. So they like a pattern? Every night, I sleep under a blanket that has a pattern on it. Does that mean that I speak wool and my ultimate secret is the picture of an eagle? F'ing dumbasses.
"The tree of life is derived from the flower of life. The man symbolism is meant to distract from the true meaning" Mmmhmm... so? Since I don't (nor they) know what this has to do with government conspiracy, I'm not going to bother bringing this up, regardless of the
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo little proof they provide back this statement up... Right - absolutely no proof. They just show the picture of a guy and some circle. w00t, w00t! I guess the evidence train forgot to stop by.
"Note Swastika is the symbol of the sun, NOT THE NAZI'S."
So? The symbol of Jesus Christ is the cross. The symbol of the Klu Klux Klan is a cross. Burn? No pun intended.
"This is known as the star of David but comes from a much more ancient place Egypt" Is there a point? Of course not. They want to throw random facts at you so you blindly believe there's some sort of conspiracy, which I haven't heard since the beginning.
"The signs are everywhere even in Washington D.C.'s streets" Really? They have five streets that go straight? That's just God-dang amazing! You know what else I found? A square, a house, and a circle. You know what that means, don't yoooooooooou? Absolutely nothing.
Then they showed one image that's not the Star of David. They then flash to the Star of David and you go "OMG! It was in there!" I freeze-framed it. No, there was no Star of David. There was a box with tiny points on the sides, but no connection or even lines connecting any of the points on the Star of David. Half the Star of David was not in that image. Next up on the reel is "The Man Symbolism [sic]" which they've placed a Star of David over. Point, Match, Game? No. "The Man Symbolsim [sic]" is missing four points and
all of his limbs are outside the star - just his head, body, and two of his four legs are in it. What buttwipes that made that.
Then they put two triangles upside down and go "OMG! Star of David!" REALLY RETARD? You think... maybe... for a second... that's how they made it?! GOD! I hate retards like this!
Then another image that doesn't make that Star of David... at all.
Then a quick flash of yet another image that doesn't make it... at all.
Then, my favorite, the Citgo icon!! IT'S A THREE-F'ING-DIMENSIONAL
TRIANGLE! There aren't two of them. There's one, God-forsake triangle! What... the... F**K?!
Another triangle, which represents the all-seeing eye. Does this mean conspiracy? I think it means
pui (play on imagery).
Bob: "Hey, if we put the dot of a lowercase letter I right here on this triangle, it looks like the all-seeing eye."
Jim: "Well, gee, Bob. If we do that, then it will in no way be an advertising method to attract any all all Americans who have seen this image, which is a very high amount, but more of a conspiracy that we are really workers for the Masons."
Bob: "Exactly! Together, we can take down all evil-doers who use our Internet service and take over the world!"
Then, a triangle with the sun in the middle on a flag. The sun is supposed to look like an eye. Oh, GOD. The humanity. F'ing morons. It's a sun! There's also an island and a flagpole in the picture. Maybe they represent the second level of conspiracy!
*gasp* Hide the wife and kids.
Next up, a pyramid with a light on top of it. GOD, do I need to comment here?
A building that used the all-seeing eye, but of course, again, not because of something like advertising (because many people would enjoy seeing this), but because of a conspiracy. Of course it's a conspiracy, because word cannot get around about something. When they made the Internet, they did not invent the word "n00b." Someone started it and spread it around. Kind of like the all-seeing eye, I'd say.
Hooray! Another triangle that has not even the least sense of an eyeball!
Then, the statue of liberty. w00t! Conspiracy!
God, God, God! If I wasn't so bored of making fun of this, this frame is my favooooooorite! It comes right after the "Sony Digital Video" frame. It's a picture of a bunch of random icons that have absolutely no relevance to anything. Of course, some idiot will see this and go "Wow. Did you see all those icons? This guy sure has a point. I'm boycotting the government, now." But he's too big of an idiot to know that you can't "boycott" a government.
w00t. There's the Citgo triangle again. Funny.
They figured out Geometry. If you put a bunch of triangles together, it's possible to make the Star of David... that is, putting two large triangles together. These people are
really smart and should be believed with every word they say. It takes a rocket scientist to realize you can make two large triangles using a lot of small triangles. I idolize these people.
lmao@how they took one triangle and made it into three. They had to use arrows and labels so they can figure out where each triangle is. I swear, if you watched this you'll laugh so hard...
OMGOMGOMG! They then turn it into a pyramid on the Earth conspiracy. With a tunnel. GOD! THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!
I've now determined that this is just a joke.
And I'm stopping at the "Pentagram," because I'm only halfway through this hilarious masterpiece, with this to note: They finally figured out another Geometric science. This one took me three years to learn, but they seemed to point it out in a matter of seconds... if you connect the insides of a pentagon, you get a pentagram! Lyk OMG!
Pentagon,
Pentagram! GET IT? WHOA! It's not coincidence, it's knowledge that only geniuses like this can put together.