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Post by Tslenia on Apr 5, 2005 22:01:20 GMT
Granted, you gain goodwill and happiness for like a second, and then it is quickly followed by despair and sadness.
I wish for a ;D
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Post by Lucidus Amo on Apr 5, 2005 22:22:46 GMT
Granted, but it kills you
I wish it wasn't so frakkin' cold out there!
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Post by Tslenia on Apr 5, 2005 22:25:32 GMT
Granted, so it gets amazingly freaky ultra cold instead, and the entire world freezes
I wish Taz wasn't talking about closing down this proboards.....
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Post by Lucidus Amo on Apr 5, 2005 22:26:54 GMT
Granted, he's talking about shutting down the whole internet instead
I wish i didn't hit my hand on the doorframe
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Post by Evil mastermind on Apr 6, 2005 6:34:08 GMT
granted, you hit your entire arm on the door frame and an anvil falls on you
i wish for a proboards that never shuts down
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Post by Lucidus Amo on Apr 6, 2005 10:31:51 GMT
Granted, Proboards itself shuts down
I wish for a piece if paper to be given to any charity
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Post by Evil mastermind on Apr 6, 2005 17:36:59 GMT
granted, but the piece of paper gives everyone papercuts and an anvil drops on your head
i wish for fanta (coke is bad, and can disguise itself as pepsi)
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Post by Arctic on Apr 6, 2005 20:25:50 GMT
Granted. You receive public scorn for existing.
I wish for Metal Gear Solid.
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Post by Tslenia on Apr 6, 2005 21:00:28 GMT
Granted, but when you open out the game case it really says Metal Gear.
I wish more people would get back on this proboards so the talks about shutting this site down will stop.
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Post by Who? on Apr 6, 2005 23:20:14 GMT
Granted, but then they don't talk about shutting thid down, they actually do shut it down.
I wish that I had high-quality chocolate.
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Post by Tslenia on Apr 6, 2005 23:44:57 GMT
Granted, but the high quality is only on the outside, and thus when you bite into the chocolate you discover it is still the same old chocolate.
I wish I had more money and the ability to actually play an instrument.
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Post by Evil mastermind on Apr 7, 2005 6:28:59 GMT
granted, but you play it so badly you are shot, and an anvil falls on your head
i wish anvils were rubber and light
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Post by Tslenia on May 8, 2005 4:39:20 GMT
Granted, all anvils are rubber and light except for the one that falls on your head.
I wish finals were already over with and I had all A's in my classes.
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 8, 2005 18:14:39 GMT
Granted, but the world reverses and A's are bad things and D's are good things.
I wish I had a peanut
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Post by Tslenia on May 8, 2005 23:21:32 GMT
Granted, but it's and evil peanut and it attacks you and kill you.
I wish that I could see into the future and see the next generation systems that are suppose to be coming out for PS2, X-box, and Gamecube.
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Post by Evil mastermind on May 9, 2005 17:00:25 GMT
granted, but my non-rubber and light anvil falls on you
i wish, umm...
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 9, 2005 17:25:46 GMT
Granted, but umm reverses and spells muu and a cow thinks your're its husband and while trying to get to you it licks you and your head is ripped off
I wish Dark Eldar were rubbish (Which they are anyway)
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Post by Evil mastermind on May 9, 2005 17:28:59 GMT
granted, but at least they are not minstrels
P.S an anvil falls on you, triggered by dark eldar hideing in a small crack in ur roof, that will teach you
i wish my head was back on
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 9, 2005 17:37:17 GMT
Granted, put your're now EVIL PLASTERMIND!
I wish that I someone would corrupt this wish
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Post by Evil mastermind on May 9, 2005 17:38:35 GMT
Granted, you die a horrible burning anvil- typed death
I wish for peace
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 9, 2005 17:41:07 GMT
Granted, but the world blows up because of peace, peace is evil, peace is nasty, PEACE IS NOT PEACE! That doesnt make sense does it? Oh well
I wish for an Anvil to fall on my head, OW! Damn floating Anvil
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Post by Evil mastermind on May 9, 2005 17:50:32 GMT
granted, but the anvil hits you on the head (as you wished), you then stumble blindly into traffic and are hit by a limo and run over by a steamroller and a marching band, someone goes to see if you are ok and phones an ambulence for you but he is also hit by a car and when the ambulence comes it picks him up and runs you over, you die slowly and painfully
I wish you would not corrupt this wish
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 9, 2005 18:07:34 GMT
Granted, I don't but someone else called THE BIG BOB typed this: You die. Sorry, but BIG BOB really is BIG, thats why he's called BIG BOB, duh
I wish that BIG BOB would stop hitting me
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Post by Evil mastermind on May 9, 2005 18:15:45 GMT
Granted, he kicks you with spikey shoes on
I wish for...
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 9, 2005 19:01:55 GMT
Because you didn't wish for anything the wish fairy came along and ripped off your head and excreted down your neck, then bit off your hands and used them as shoes. That'll teach you not to wish
I wish that clock would stop staring at me like that.
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Post by Evil mastermind on May 10, 2005 11:19:37 GMT
Granted, but it starts stareing at you in a much worse and more evil way, and anvils fall on you
I wish for good will
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Post by Tslenia on May 12, 2005 22:43:37 GMT
Granted, but it goes terrible terrible wrong and good will takes over the world, and people start loving and caring for each other until a race of aliens come and wipe every out, because no one can get over the good will. THanks a lot!!!!
I wish for fish that can grant any wish, but does end up being an evil dish.
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Post by Darth Sindrel on May 28, 2005 18:17:36 GMT
Granted, the fish grants all your wishes but turns into an Evil Dish
I wish stupid Windows Media Player would STOP skipping
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Post by Tslenia on May 29, 2005 14:09:10 GMT
Granted, my it makes your computer crash instead...
Ummm.. I wish for a portable television that could set in my hands and get all the cable channels that I want!
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Post by Hèàr† Àçhè on May 30, 2005 10:54:04 GMT
Granted, my it makes your computer crash instead... Ummm.. I wish for a portable television that could set in my hands and get all the cable channels that I want! Granted, but it only has 3 seconds worth of battery power i wish for death
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