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Post by [Xero] on May 31, 2005 10:49:48 GMT
*A small fat greasy bald man named Death with no powers or skills whatsoever hugs Heart Ache*
I wish for an army of me!
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Post by Hèàr† Àçhè on May 31, 2005 10:56:58 GMT
granted, your army are all wimps and scatter accross the planet
i wish for good luck
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Post by Tslenia on Jun 1, 2005 16:55:45 GMT
Granted, but its good luck for everyone but you, and thus you are stuck in void of total and complete bad luck.
I wish for a PS3 and Nintendo revolution.
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Post by [Xero] on Jun 1, 2005 16:58:00 GMT
*Two empty brown cardboard boxes appear, with "PS3 Prototype" written on one, and "Nintendo Revelution Prototype" written on the other.*
I want another wish! Corrupt that one! Muahahha!
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Post by Tslenia on Jun 1, 2005 17:01:34 GMT
Easy, your wish is granted but it all bad and you end up lock up in the center of the earth.
I wish that I had super powers.
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Post by Lucidus Amo on Jun 3, 2005 12:50:47 GMT
Granted, but they only last for a second then yu self-destruct
I wish uploading Mp3s to my mobile was quicker
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Post by Hèàr† Àçhè on Jun 3, 2005 13:09:04 GMT
Granted, but your mp3 player breaks
I wish for complete control over the planet mwahahaha
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 3, 2005 13:48:30 GMT
Granted, but the planet you controll is 75% explocive material and 25% fire and it rains petrol
BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
I wish fish could dance
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Post by Tslenia on Jun 3, 2005 14:32:39 GMT
Granted, but if you watch them dance and your head explodes from their fishness.
I wish I could get breakfast without having to kill it first.
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Post by Beppo on Jun 4, 2005 2:16:28 GMT
granted, but you have to eat the school lunch. i wish alligator didnt taste so much like chicken.
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 4, 2005 8:02:08 GMT
Granted, now it tastes like poison
I wish the spaceships on kingdom hearts did'nt look like lego
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Post by Wait And Bleed on Jun 4, 2005 11:55:11 GMT
Granted now they look like cardbourd a REALY big steack and kidney pie!
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 4, 2005 14:20:21 GMT
Granted, but you spelled steak wrong so you die a thousand gruesome deaths, mua ha ha haaa!
I wish for pepsi (coke is bad)
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Post by Beppo on Jun 4, 2005 18:19:51 GMT
granted but, it was over presurized and it explodes and kills you. i wish for an evil monkey
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Post by UCX on Jun 4, 2005 19:32:37 GMT
Granted, but it kills you and takes over the world and then goes and uses your grave as a toilet. Well, its an evil monkey
I wish my Basketball team could take on Miami Heat and win
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 5, 2005 10:11:25 GMT
granted, but you die, i dont know how or why, you just die a mysterious death
I wish for pie
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Post by [Xero] on Jun 5, 2005 11:25:36 GMT
*A giant pie falls from the sky, crushing and killing Mastermind* I wish everyone would just stop wishing!
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 5, 2005 12:46:22 GMT
granted, but the wish fairy gets boared and destroys earth with 300 magic nuklear missiles
I wish for nice pie that dosent kill me
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Post by Hèàr† Àçhè on Jun 5, 2005 16:48:44 GMT
Granted, but a creature jumps out of the pie attack you
i wish for a piece of paper
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Post by Wait And Bleed on Jun 5, 2005 18:49:40 GMT
Granted the paper falls from the sky and paper cuts u across the eye i wish for a giant marshmallow.
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 6, 2005 13:01:36 GMT
granted, but while you are eating it it melts over you, and then somehow freezes and you are trapped in a marshmallow forever
I wish for a harmless pie, with no nasties inside, that nothing about it can hurt me in any way, or anything not to do with it
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Post by Hèàr† Àçhè on Jun 6, 2005 15:45:01 GMT
granted, but the pie is burning hot ^_^
i wish for sleep
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Post by Wait And Bleed on Jun 6, 2005 15:56:07 GMT
granted but u wake up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later. I wish to b out of the frozen marshmallow and in no more danger until i wish for something else!
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 6, 2005 16:36:10 GMT
granted, but the wish fairy cant wait untill your next wish to put you in danger so he drops you in a pit of lions
I wish for nice good pie
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Post by Wait And Bleed on Jun 6, 2005 16:42:09 GMT
granted but the pie is eaen by me!!!!! I wish that evil mastermind would stop wishing for pies cuz i eat all the pies and they are mine!!!!
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 6, 2005 16:45:45 GMT
Granted, but i wish for you to be eaten by angry llamas
I wish you were eaten by angry llamas
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Post by Wait And Bleed on Jun 6, 2005 16:48:31 GMT
granted but the llamas eat me then eat u aswell!!! cuz they are very andgry and hundry!!! i wish not to b in this llamas stomach being painfully digested and to b as a normal person out side the llama.
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 6, 2005 16:50:30 GMT
granted, but the llama gets eaten my a dinosaur, then you come out of the llama and you are being digested by a dinosaur
i wish for happyness
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Post by Wait And Bleed on Jun 6, 2005 16:52:16 GMT
granted but the sad man gets u streight after and u turn sad instead! i wish for the dino to blow up with me inside!!!!!
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Post by Evil mastermind on Jun 6, 2005 17:00:16 GMT
granted, but you are thrown into the air and sucked into a jet turbine verry slowly
I wish i was supreme lord of the ice-cream clan
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